CALIFORNIA EXHAUSTED ROOSTERS
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Exhausted Roosters of The California
Jaycees Hereby Declare, That Whereas:
You have misspent your time over the period (TEAR OFF
A PIECE) these many years, and . Whereas:
The looks of the lass and the contour of the glass is
relevant to (TEAR OFF A PIECE) the size of the mass (TEAR
OFF A PIECE) and Whereas:
.The heat of the meat is in direct proportion to the angle
of the dangle (TEAR OFF A PIECE) and Whereas:
The haste of the pace (TEAR OFF A PIECE) determines
the reproduction of the race (TEAR OFF A PIECE) and Whereas:
You are worn to the point (TEAR OFF A PIECE) of
needing assistance from other exhausted ones to (TEAR OFF
A PIECE) help in the performance of your Jaycee duties
(TEAR OFF A PIECE) both at home and abroad (TEAR OFF A
PIECE) and Whereas:
You have made diligent efforts to (TEAR OFF A PIECE)
complete Jaycee duties assigned (TEAR OFF A PIECE) and
Whereas:
Now Therefore Be It Resolved:
You are deemed eligible to (TEAR OFF A PIECE) become a
member of The Exhausted Roosters of
The California Jaycees.
California JCI Senators